Flying this holiday?

I've got an idea for consumers of airline services who don't want to be touched by the TSA screeners. In my plan, two planes would be available. One plane, no screening, no safety precautions at all. Second plane screened and secure.

You don't want to be screened? No problem. Just step this way to plane number one and take your chances.

Those intelligent travelers who understand what evil people, who are happy to blow themselves up, are capable of and don't mind the minor inconvenience of being screened, get to board the secure and safe plane.

Easy enough solution, don't you think? Everyone gets to choose.